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Funny Quotes

Watching through my vast video/DVD libary i found a copy of the office DVD that i had forgotten about.

Sat down to watch it while munching my way through a few bacon sandwichs, and heard a quote i will never forget.

'Why soar like an eagle when you can be a weasel, Least weasels dont get sucked into Jet engines'

Spitting the said Bacon butty halfway across the floor and nearly covering my windows, it occured to me, that if this was just one funny quib, what other famous/funny quotes are actually out there??

Now i know about the Winston churchill one

Women:- Sir you are drunk

Churchill:- i am that Madam, but in the morning i shall be sober and you will still be Ugly

Along those lines anyway.

Anyone know of any others?
Another 'Winston' one

Woman = If you were my husband i'd poison your tea!

Winston = "Madam if you were my wife i'd drink it "

Classic :)

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