Funny Quotes

#1
Stumbled upon this site again tonight - some of my favourites:

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six

I could include loads more, but it's probably worth checking out the best ones here.

As an aside, these are all from IRC (Internet Relay Chat) for those unfamiliar.
 
#2
vxnick said:
Stumbled upon this site again tonight - some of my favourites:

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six

I could include loads more, but it's probably worth checking out the best ones here.

As an aside, these are all from IRC (Internet Relay Chat) for those unfamiliar.
I read the first one and thought they was going to be wnak.
Now after reading the other few im pissing it haha.
Good find vxnick, thanks for the laughs.
 
#3
Haha, some pretty good ones there.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

----

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
 
#4
Code:
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
 
#7
Matty0001 said:
Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. :D
i'm laughing so much i nearly dropped the baby
my 2yr old is looking at me like i'm crazy too

that is so good its evil
:twisted:
 

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#9
nebapneb said:
Matty0001 said:
Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. :D
i'm laughing so much i nearly dropped the baby
my 2yr old is looking at me like i'm crazy too

that is so good its evil
:twisted:
My colleagues are looking at me like I am a mentalist.....and I think I just sharted.
 
#12
pmsl
 
#14
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"



:D :D :D Has me in stitches!
 
#16
#1730 +(7149)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

and...

#125283 +(11138)- [X]

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fcuk?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
 
#17
The mental vision of this one just had me laughing like a mong :)

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me

GarbageStan23: why?

Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!

GarbageStan23: oh shit!

Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....

Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
 
#18
Matty0001 said:
Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. :D

:clap: :rofl: What a hero .

Edited to add :

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
Had me absoloutely buckled
 
#19
#2141 +(141)- [X]

<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy



I know, I know, I shouldn't have creased meself laffing, but I just couldn't help meself. Note to self; Must get help. :D
 
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