I read the first one and thought they was going to be wnak.vxnick said:
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
My colleagues are looking at me like I am a mentalist.....and I think I just sharted.nebapneb said:
Had me absoloutely buckled<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.