Funny Quotes

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Niko, Feb 5, 2009.

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  1. Stumbled upon this site again tonight - some of my favourites:


    I could include loads more, but it's probably worth checking out the best ones here.

    As an aside, these are all from IRC (Internet Relay Chat) for those unfamiliar.
  2. I read the first one and thought they was going to be wnak.
    Now after reading the other few im pissing it haha.
    Good find vxnick, thanks for the laughs.
  3. Haha, some pretty good ones there.

    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind


    <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
    <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
    <T-Wolf> ya, why man?
    <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
    <T-Wolf> you mother fucker
  4. Code:
    JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
    Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
    JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
    Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
  5. Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. :D
  6. That's probably my favourite quote!
  7. i'm laughing so much i nearly dropped the baby
    my 2yr old is looking at me like i'm crazy too

    that is so good its evil
  8. Brilliant! Ive got a new sig from there. Very funny. :wink:
  9. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    My colleagues are looking at me like I am a mentalist.....and I think I just sharted.
  10. I almlost pissed myself!! Great thread vx! x
  11. Yet another thread i cant view at work cus the fekn council has filtered it, how fkn dare they, its 10.30 which means naafi break....cnuts !!
  12. Great - another website to waste my life laughing at!

  13. <_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
    <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
    <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
    <foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
    <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

    :D :D :D Has me in stitches!
  14. just found this one


    this & arrse are my life
    (till i get caught in work!)