Funny place names

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  1. So which daft places do you live near?
    According to this site I live close to:

    White Knobs Way
    Titsey Park
    Knob Hill
    Pratt's Bottom
    C ock Pond
    Hooker's Farm
    Gay Street
    Rear Wood
    Balls Cross

    I really must track down that farm…
  2. Fingeringhoe - I think a recce may be in order
  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Goku -

    You missed two of the larger local places - familiarity obviously breeds contempt. I am talking of course of:


    The second of which is as bad as the name implies :)
  4. I've always loved "Nether Wallop" just next to "Jack's Bush".

    Makes me giggle every time!
  5. OldSnowy

    Contempt is not nearly descriptive enough for those towns. :twisted:
    Crawley in particular is one of the few places I can describe as “crawling” with more chav scum than my town, but that’s a topic for another thread. :D
  6. C*ck Pond
    Mincing Lane
    White Knobs Way
    Pratt's Bottom
    Titsey Park
    Herbert's Hole
    Claggy Cott
    Knob Hill

    Although for the record I want to state that I have never met Herbert! :roll: :-D

    Some other funny international ones are:

    Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
    B*stard (Norway)
    Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
    C*nt (Spain)
    Dikshit (India)
    Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
    Fuku (Shensi, China)
    Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
    Little Dix Village (West Indies)
    Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
    Muff (Northern Ireland)
    Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
    Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
    Seymen (Turkey)
    Shafter (California, USA)
    Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
    Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
    Tittybong (Australia)
    Twatt (Orkney, UK)
    Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

    Also used to go to school along a road called Bell End - that sign was stolen SO many times! :lol: :lol:
  7. lickem bottom
    clitsom farm
    butt lake

    but it is Devon :)
  8. Thong
    Pratt's Bottom
    White Knobs Way

    I think I have to go check out "Thong" :lol:
  9. I’ve been to Thong, I had a good time there

    …Where did I put that coat?
  10. I don't live near it, but driving through "Burnham Ovarie" in Norfolk made my wife's eyes water.

  11. Looking at your results, I suspect that you must live about three doors up from me!
  12. Theres a place called Twatt

  13. Willey
    Butthole Lane
    Foul End
    Bishops Itchington
    Titty Ho
    Hole in the Wall
    Lickey End
    Jughole wood
    Butt Mound
  14. Maybe we should check out Claggy Cott together and see what makes it so claggy!!! :lol: :lol:
  15. I can't be the only person here who, en route to BAOR in a convoy of four tonners, has passed through "Wankum." I think it's on the road out of Minden heading Ost IIRC.