Funny Or Not?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by AubreyGerrard, Dec 8, 2007.

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  1. I thought you lot would appreciate this:

    There seems to be some disagreement on this side of the pond as to whether or not there is any comedic value to the above story.

    Even though there are some unfortunate aspects to the story, I sadly found myself giggling when I read it.

    Your thoughts?
  2. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    i feel just sorry for the guy ... and can't believe this really happened
  3. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hey! sh1t happens :eek:
  4. Funny. Deffo.

    I was chuckling at the title before the rest of the page loaded.
  5. It must hurt p1ssing a steaming king Richard

    He was only a septic anyway, not anyone that mattered.
  6. f*ckin hell that must be a tad sore

    sh*ttin & farting out your sausage :shock:
  7. Imagine after a night on Guiness and a kebab.

    Or he says to some totty "Sorry love just going for a sh1te" and she catches him standing up and pissing out his arse. Puts seeing a woman standing up to have a p1ss in the urinals in a new light. Good party trick though.
  8. Can you get the op done on BUPA

    I think it would be thoroughly awesome whilst receiving a nosh you fart down her throat and pop a malteser in her gullet.
  9. Why? You with BUPA?
  10. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    I wonder if he found sweetcorn under his foreskin every morning?
  11. :pukel:
  12. Just shows that perhaps you belong on this side then :)
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Funny as fcuk! Fanny farts have got nothing on this guy!
  14. Exactly what I was thinking... ;)
  15. haven't laughed like that for ages, thanks!