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Funny ones, I promise..

#47
a PTI's young daughter to an RSM'S young daughter "who runs the army ?"
RSM's daughter "My daddy runs the army! "
PTI's daughter " no..my dad runs the army "
RSM's daughter " i am going to ask daddy"
RSM to daughter " the PTI runs the army "

true story !!
 
#49
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray?
A seasoned veteran.

What's the Difference Between a Fighter Pilot and a Fighter Jet?

The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.

Did You Hear about the Accident at the Army Base?

A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernals!

What Did the Navy Say to the Coast Guard?
"We'll SEAL you later!"


I didn't make these, just wanted to share some good one's I've heard/seen. Laughter makes you live longer, by the way.
You've spelled kernel wrong, and your jokes are shítters.
 
#50
My mate needs cheering up, he’s partway through a course of chemotherapy and a bit down, so I let him peruse these japes

He said I should tell the OP that the therapy was funnier than the jokes, and not to bother posting any more.
He might know the OP already, as I left the ward he muttered “C U Next Tuesday” if that means anything?
 
#52
a PTI's young daughter to an RSM'S young daughter "who runs the army ?"
RSM's daughter "My daddy runs the army! "
PTI's daughter " no..my dad runs the army "
RSM's daughter " i am going to ask daddy"
RSM to daughter " the PTI runs the army "

true story !!
The jokes just get better and better!
 
#55
I went to the RMO with hearing problems.

He said, "Can you describe the symptoms"......?

I said, "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair".......
 
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