Funny ones, I promise..

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wannabeSASsoldier

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#1
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray?
A seasoned veteran.

What's the Difference Between a Fighter Pilot and a Fighter Jet?

The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.

Did You Hear about the Accident at the Army Base?

A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernals!

What Did the Navy Say to the Coast Guard?
"We'll SEAL you later!"


I didn't make these, just wanted to share some good one's I've heard/seen. Laughter makes you live longer, by the way.
 
#5
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray?
A seasoned veteran.

What's the Difference Between a Fighter Pilot and a Fighter Jet?

The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.

Did You Hear about the Accident at the Army Base?

A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernals!

What Did the Navy Say to the Coast Guard?
"We'll SEAL you later!"


I didn't make these, just wanted to share some good one's I've heard/seen. Laughter makes you live longer, by the way.
Have you got any more?
 
#8

maguire

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Book Reviewer
#11
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#14
#15
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray?
A seasoned veteran.

What's the Difference Between a Fighter Pilot and a Fighter Jet?

The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.

Did You Hear about the Accident at the Army Base?

A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernals!

What Did the Navy Say to the Coast Guard?
"We'll SEAL you later!"


I didn't make these, just wanted to share some good one's I've heard/seen. Laughter makes you live longer, by the way.
Do you want to buy a genuine SAS smock? Fifty quid and it's yours.
 
#16
it could well be time for some kind of musical interlude @The_Snail
 
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