Funny new Harry Potter Film Titles

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Killaloe, Jul 15, 2009.

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    Harry Potter and the Contractual Obligation
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  3. Harry Potter and the last bus to Barnlsey.
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  4. Harry Potter Kicks The Shit Out Of That Boring Cunt Killaloe.
     
  5. Harry Potter and the sex change Staffy.
    Harry Potter does rough anal.
     
  6. Harry Potter passes the Cycling Proficiency Test
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Harry Potter get stitched up by the RMP
     
  9. Now that's a fantasy film he wishes was made.

    Harry Potter and laughing all the way to the bank
    Harry Potter and is this shite ever going to end?
    Harry Potter and the over-marketed hyped-up crap franchise
    Harry Potter and the Teacher's scandal involving intrusive insertion of the 'wand'

    Harry Fecking Potter and the end . . . Please!
     
  10. Harry Potter gets caught banging one out
    Harry Potter and the Bukkake Club
    Harry Potter and the Anal Intruder
     
  11. Harry Potter makes the Darwin Award list
     
  12. Harry Potter and the Special Sock
     
  13. Reminds me of a stag do stroll along the beach road in Pattaya about 6 years ago when we encountered a Thai DVD seller desperately trying to flog genuine "Harry Potter Pornos"....

    The jokes about Dumbledore's wand, engorgement charms etc. lasted all of 5 mins until thankfully a bar full of nubile young Thai girls mit false tits and school uniform outfits was found nearby :wink:

    lancslad
     
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    Harry Potter and the Bookworm Bitch
     
  15. Harry Potter Sprays Tea On The Monitor While Reading The NAAFI Bar
    Harry Potter Cracks The Shits With Dashing_Chap
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