Funny new Harry Potter Film Titles

#2
Harry Potter and the Reverse Peristalsis
Harry Potter and the Contractual Obligation
Harry Potter and the Crocodile Hunter
Harry Potter and the Beast of Moonee Ponds
 
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Harry Potter and the last bus to Barnlsey.
Harry Potter and the Monks of Buckfast Abbey.
Harry Potter and the 9 drug addled Scaleybacks from Herford.
Harry Potter joins the AGS (SPS).
Harry Potter refuses to eat in the cookhouse.
Harry Potter and the unflushed turd in the NAAFI Lavvy.
Harry Potter does block jobs.
Harry Potter get's AGAI'd.
Harry Potter and the fat SIB Staff Sergeant.
Harry Potter joins the Lodge.
Harry Potter get's ripped off by a tax free car dealer.
Harry Potter gets 6 months in Colchester.
Harry Potter get's SNLR'd.
Harry Potter is finally tracked down by the CSA.
Harry Potter goes on orders.
Harry Potter get's jiff'd for guard.
 
#6
Harry Potter passes the Cycling Proficiency Test
Harry Potter passes Wind
Harry Potter and The Flying Burrito Brothers
Harry Potter and The Strange Case of the Used Condom
Harry Potter and Miss Watson's Soiled Knickers
Harry Potter Shags Emma Watson (Part 2)
 

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#8
Harry Potter get stitched up by the RMP
 
#9
Norfolknchance said:
Harry Potter Shags Emma Watson (Part 2)
Now that's a fantasy film he wishes was made.

Harry Potter and laughing all the way to the bank
Harry Potter and is this shite ever going to end?
Harry Potter and the over-marketed hyped-up crap franchise
Harry Potter and the Teacher's scandal involving intrusive insertion of the 'wand'

Harry Fecking Potter and the end . . . Please!
 
#13
Reminds me of a stag do stroll along the beach road in Pattaya about 6 years ago when we encountered a Thai DVD seller desperately trying to flog genuine "Harry Potter Pornos"....

The jokes about Dumbledore's wand, engorgement charms etc. lasted all of 5 mins until thankfully a bar full of nubile young Thai girls mit false tits and school uniform outfits was found nearby :wink:

lancslad
 
#14
Harry Potter and the Blob Strop Warrior

Harry Potter and the Shameless Merchandising

Harry Potter and the Bookworm Bitch
 
#15
Harry Potter Sprays Tea On The Monitor While Reading The NAAFI Bar
Harry Potter Cracks The Shits With Dashing_Chap
Harry Potter And The Ladyboy's Persistent Rash
Harry Potter Gets Rolled By Rough Trade
 
#16
Scrub_Monkey said:
Harry Potter and the Shameless Merchandising
Harry Potter and blatently turning Radio One into a huge marketing puff with a 'Harry Potter day' contrary to all the (current) Charters that govern the BBC :evil:
 
#17
Fat_Cav said:
Scrub_Monkey said:
Harry Potter and the Shameless Merchandising
Harry Potter and blatently turning Radio One into a huge marketing puff with a 'Harry Potter day' contrary to all the (current) Charters that govern the BBC :evil:
Quite. :x
 
#18
auscam said:
Harry Potter Sprays Tea On The Monitor While Reading The NAAFI Bar
Harry Potter Cracks The Shits With Dashing_Chap
Harry Potter And The Ladyboy's Persistent Rash
Harry Potter Gets Rolled By Rough Trade
Harry Potter and the overt Homoerotic innuendo
 
#19
Harry Potter and the strange case of the dirvers who fail to indicate in sufficient time!
 

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