Funny Man From Oz

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are
    always in the right place!

    T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a
    local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of
    torture of suspected terrorists.

    His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause
    from the audience.

    'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery
    to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one
    Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

    'Red is positive,
    Black is negative, and
    Make sure his nuts are wet.'
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Shame it is a wah. Lines originally attributed to an American comedian talking about US GI's lives.

    Still a fine tall tale, though! :D
  3. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Well, if it did'nt happen then it should have done.

    Good story.
  4. It is a tale that could easily be attributed to an Aussie. Shame it's not real. :(
  5. More likely to be said by one of us.
  6. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Spoiled my day now, I thought I had my first original post, pass the bty charger someone 8)