Funny Man From Oz

One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are
always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a
local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of
torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause
from the audience.

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery
to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one
Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'
Shame it is a wah. Lines originally attributed to an American comedian talking about US GI's lives.

Still a fine tall tale, though! :D
JimmyNeutron said:
It is a tale that could easily be attributed to an Aussie. Shame it's not real. :(

More likely to be said by one of us.

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