Funny Alcohol Quotes

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  1. Funny Alcohol Quotes :pissed:

    Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
     
  2. "Im having the best time since sliced bread" Alan Partridge
     
  3. 'I've only had 2 cnuts drinkstable'.......
     
  4. On Beer Goggles 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but I've sure woken up with a few'.
     
  5. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
     
  6. I'm as jober as a sudge.
     
  7. Don't talk to me about 'Naval Tradition' - it's just rum, sodomy and the lash.
     
  8. The liver is evil and must be punished.