Funny Alcohol Quotes

Funny Alcohol Quotes :pissed:

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
'I've only had 2 cnuts drinkstable'.......
On Beer Goggles 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but I've sure woken up with a few'.
Don't talk to me about 'Naval Tradition' - it's just rum, sodomy and the lash.

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