Funny Alcohol Quotes

Manymetal

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Funny Alcohol Quotes :pissed:

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
 
"Im having the best time since sliced bread" Alan Partridge
 

Wiraman

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'I've only had 2 cnuts drinkstable'.......
 
On Beer Goggles 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but I've sure woken up with a few'.
 
Don't talk to me about 'Naval Tradition' - it's just rum, sodomy and the lash.
 

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