Funniest Tool

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RTFQ, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. RTFQ


    What tool makes you giggle the most?

    Mine's "Angle Grinder"
  2. "Dongle" always makes me smile.
  3. Ring-spanner
    Nut-spinner 8O
  4. Grease gun
  5. Crimping tool.
  6. Entrenching Tool :lol: never gonna happen
  7. Its not a tool but I always found the 'interlocking flanges' on the SA80 mildly chucklesome.
  8. Socket Wrench
  9. rivet gun 8O

    monkey :D

    slide hammer ... the names not funny , but watching someone use it and smash themselves right in the knackers never fails to get me giggling like a girl.

    flange spreader.
  10. We use dongles at work, always puts a smile on me face

    Not a tool as such but I was in a company that sold a piece of software which has an analysis module, looking at files they had prefixed all the analysis files with anal which lead to some interesting named ones, funniest being the AnalExtension.dll
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Again, not a tool as such, but "Pig Trap" always makes me smile.
  12. RTFQ


    Analysis Module? ANALYSIS MODULE? What is your major malfunction Mr Spock?

    My favourite tool has just become the spikey thing I've invented to put in your front bottom to make you less of a geek.

    I call it the Detranstrekumator 5000
  13. Those adverts at the top of the page are beginning to freak me out. Right now one of them is offering "affordable dongles". Help...