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Funniest Thing Said in Chat

#1
     [Xplosiverab] 1:01 am: Seriously, Ill spank your ass all the way down Royal Ascot "Ladies" day tomorrow if you want

     [Xplosiverab] 1:01 am: Queen Mum Gold Cup: Won by Rab spanking DiscoDiva

     [Xplosiverab] 1:03 am: What size bridle are you?
I reckon Rab gets his 5 minutes of fame from that badger.
 
#5
You know what, maybe there should be a 'Now that's what I call Chat'. Some of chats funniest moments could be forever encased in the eternity that is, there own forum.

It might even help boost the numbers of people that go into chat.

The NAAFI is not really the place for this, but then neither is moving it to the Arrsehole. That's why I'm making a point to any of the big boys listening.

Edit - This was once again a totally unprompted and completely original post by Rowums.....
 
#6
Good point there Rowums. I nominate Lynxtips, Dale, Mereminx, PTP, Myself or Skoot for Mod......seeing as we're sad barstewards and always in there!
 
#7
Arrse chat is a pi55poor, semi-literate love fest for the socially bereft and the nasty kebab chuntering cock hungry munters who frequent Arrse. Nothing more.

Stick that in your fecking chat board you dull tw@s.
 
#8
trickywoo said:
Arrse chat is a pi55poor, semi-literate love fest for the socially bereft and the nasty kebab chuntering c*** hungry munters who frequent Arrse. Nothing more.

Stick that in your fecking chat board you dull tw@s.
Do you want fries with that hissy-fit? :roll:

As Michael Winner says, "Calm down dear".
 
#10
trickywoo said:
Arrse chat is a pi55poor, semi-literate love fest for the socially bereft and the nasty kebab chuntering c*** hungry munters who frequent Arrse. Nothing more.

Stick that in your fecking chat board you dull tw@s.

I dont know about chat.... but thats the funniest thing i have read on here today....:D
 
#11
trickywoo said:
Arrse chat is a pi55poor, semi-literate love fest for the socially bereft and the nasty kebab chuntering c*** hungry munters who frequent Arrse. Nothing more.

Stick that in your fecking chat board you dull tw@s.
Guess I'm not quite up to speed on who is 'in and who is 'out' on ARRSE at the moment so the horse thing didn't mean much to me. Still laughing at Trickywoo's post though :):):)
 
#19
spike7451 said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Got to agree with tricky.


Heres your average chat room user;

Jayzus Crist Flash!!I've just had my dinner!! You could've posted a funking warning!!!!
That's funkin disgustingly horrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what sort of warning, instead of "not safe for work" how about "not safe for anorexics who have to keep a meal down"?
 

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