funniest site ive seen in years...thanks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by evil belly, May 11, 2012.

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  1. lads and ladies
    ive seen many a site that brought tears to my eyes with laughter
    but this one beats the lot
    just spent the last couple of hours reading about the walts that
    living in a democracy fosters
    i have not laughed so much or felt so depressed
    about the state of humanity than seeing some aul gasser
    in red beret with a scrap yard full of rubber medals stuck on him
    brazen as fuck while sourounded by other old gassers
    that left friends and bits of themselves on battlefields
    to get these bits of tin
    saddest of all is that young fellah with the para tatoo
    on his pigeon chest...what do you do with a gobshite like that?
    anyway im heading out for a few pints of ginna
    ill drop back later to read a bit more
    keep up the good work
     
  2. Hang on, the least you can do is put a link up to this site you're talking about?
     
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  3. I agree. It's not Rocknet is it?
     
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  4. I would lay off the ale if I was you, unless a linky is forth coming!
     
  5. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Sloppy seconds would be bad enough but fourth would just be disgusting
     
  6. If I find out you're referencing my Facebook page I'll dry bum you until you bleed!
     
  7. Oi! Settle in the cheap seats, if you please.

    Think you`ll find the OP is talking about this `ere site of ours....errrr, yours I mean! Sorry.
     
  8. Fuck off throbber.
     
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  9. laughing
    thanks for the comments
    the voice of emperor mong will be drowned out by the black stuff
    learned that lappys and gargle can be a lethal mix
    when you live in a small country
     
  10. Say what you mean!
     
  11. give it a week or two and you will be bored of it like the rest of us!
     
  12. Can I still do the wah?
    I'm not sure of the rules for third party wahs?

    I'm in new territory here............scared!
     
  13. Evil Belly. You have a childlike sense of humour. The NAAFI Bar has been mostly boring and unoriginal for a little while now.

    In other words it's shite and you like it. No one is quite so pathetic as to post something like that.....

    I call Wah.

    Do one you cunt.
     
  14. Don't mince your words Jarrod!

    Then again, when I think about it, you're allowed to mince.......
     
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  15. Not sure which of you is the more succinct............
     
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