Have permission to tell this... A certain Padre was out in civvy dress with his mates one Saturday night and got legless.... Said mates thought it would be fun to set him up so they paid a lady of the night to give them her clothes and put some slap on him, They dressed the Padre in the clothes, posed him out side a knocking shop with a bunch of Toms and took pictures. They then left him while they had their fun. Took him back to his room, cleaned him up and put him to bed. Next day they sat at breakfast and told him he was okay, never did anything wrong and not to worry. He went off to say mass and as he stood to read the gospel opened his bible on the alter to be faced with a rather large colour picture of the previous nights scene... Any ARRSE member who was in mass that morning in Germany 1988 will recall the gospel reading that day starting with a rather loud....F*ckin hell, you bastards!!!!!!!!!' Not sure which chapter it's in, anyone know the verse?