Trying to kill time in my last 3 weeks of work, I thought I'd try and sap some entertainment out of you lot and the endless amounts of (lets face it, often very amusing) short stories. Awkward and/or plain funny (though mostly in hindsight) sexual experiences have happened to most of us. From parents/siblings walking in, someone in general walking in, the first time you experience a real life 'pussy fart' as you're ramming some bird, realising the girl you thought looked nice 10 minutes before now looks appalling with no clothes on, bad cases of 'brewer's droop', and all other wonderful things we're about to be enlightened with - it's usually a source of much entertainment. If anyone has time to rid themselves of and a great memory, fire away! First time I had sex in a car when I was 17 odd, got horrendously drunk in the pub (before all this 'THINK 21' shit and some landlords just served ye all the same if you looked roughly 1 and decided with my equally pissed up 23 year old girlfriend to go for a fuck, as you do. This was only the second time I'd had sex with her, so I was still in the "Make it good, or she'll go elsewhere" mode. Reached said automobile parked nicely in a discreet area, got inside on the back seat and got down to business. Everything was going great, til it all got a bit passionate. Decided it was time for a position change, so with great enthusiasm I sat up to orientate myself a little better, forgot I was in a car (gogo copious amounts of Oranjeboom) and smacked my head on the roof with that awesome metallic thud sound. I then proceeded to lean forward whilst holding my now rather painful head, and my knee slipped off the seat and I fell (arms flailing) into the footwell, where I promptly got stuck, my other leg all tangled up with hers. I looked like the biggest cunt that ever lived. All she could see from her laid down position on the seat was my arse in the air and muffled exclamations of "My fuckin head!" as I tried to get out the back of the seat. Not my best move, to be honest! Thankfully she found the whole thing absolutely hilarious, and we went on to go out for 3 years.