Any Mess, anywhere, there are stories. Maybe done before, but are there any yet to be disclosed? Not to embarrass personalities or units, just to relate the funny memories. What about the Mister Vice stories, feckin up the speech as the Razman lifts one, two, three or more fingers for extra duties.... or the time in the Province when the chocolate mousse was so gash we threw it straight up in the air, where it stuck....dripping during the evening. Or the time me and and the missus sat cross legged in agony because we couldn't leave the table... Worthy of a thread?