Funniest ARRSE Thread/Post?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by TheBigUn, Oct 23, 2006.

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  1. Having spent many hours trawling through various threads/posts I have decided that some of the comments etc are bordering on comic genius.
    My current favourite is the comments to cloggies pic on the truth behind the username.Link Here

    What is your favourite/funniest ARRSE thread/post?
     
  2. There is a best of NAAFI bar in the forum below this.

    Sadly its been trashed by bone additions by munchers
     
  3. sheldrake

    sheldrake RIP

    Without a shadow of a doubt, Stumpy wins the day.
     
  4. STUMPY!

    Even my old feller pished himself and he reads the Guardian FFS!
     
  5. Weren't they put there to avoid that happening?
     
  6. the gallery

    some of the pictures there are funny.. but some of the comments are even funnier haha
     
  7. "MDN kills his dog" , "I'm turning my kids into tiny squaddies and I don't care" or Stumpy.
     
  8. Mongs

    That has got to be the best ever.
     
  9. Got to be Mike Golden and Faceparty Walts
     
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Philistines, the lot of you :D

    'Celebrity Bezzers' & 'Pardon my erection'
     
  11. anything on mongs! mmmmmlllllllaaaaaarrrrr
     
  12. I'm with you Dale MONGS. :mrgreen:

    Squaddies Trying To Be Like Proper People though was superb. :safe:

    Especially the tale about the groom's speech where he said they were going to have to buy nappies soon. Then went on to say it wasn't that they were having a baby, it was that the Mrs had an anal prolapse.

    Totally classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :donut:
     
  13. Golden Walt with Stuppy a close 2nd
     
  14. I was busy looking for FaceParty walts and now realise Ronnie got there first. Bu66er!
    They, plus other walt threads (especially this poor cnut ) provide me with much mirth. However, (should the moderator be listening), can Walts be organised into one area? The threads get very long and the bstds may not get the outing they deserve.
     
  15. Mike golden or The steven preece If only i had the chance to say thankyou Thread Esech the way in which it was impossible to offend him despite MDN's best attempts. . Particuarly a memroable quote -