Funeral

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the coffin rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral................ I'm a gynecologist'.
     
  2. Not bad.