Funeral humour

#1
Just had this emailed to me .........

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Campbeltown, in Scotland.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say.

'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

Answer:
A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID MORTICIANS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

= God Bless Scotland =
 
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oldmuso said:
Just had this emailed to me .........

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Campbeltown, in Scotland.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say.

'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

Answer:
A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

(WHO SAID MORTICIANS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

= God Bless Scotland =
Elderly.
 

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