Funeral humour

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  1. Just had this emailed to me .........

    SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.

    'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

    This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Campbeltown, in Scotland.

    You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say.

    'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'

    Answer:
    A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

    (WHO SAID MORTICIANS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

    YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

    = God Bless Scotland =
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    That's a new one.

















    Oh wait. No it isn't.

    :roll:
     
  3. If its pushing "Freedom of Speech " then it started in the US.

    Everyone knows we don't have a freedom of speech act here.
     
  4. That's dead funny :roll:
     
  5. Suspected that with it using the name 'morticians' - still good though :D
     
  6. Oh fuck me.

    5....
    4.....
    3.......
    2.............
    1........................

    to the hhhhoooollllllleeeeeeee.
     
  7. Elderly.
     
  8. First time I've seen it...raised a smile