Fun whilst travelling

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Dec 3, 2007.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Have you ever sat on a plane/train, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?

    Next time, just follow these simple instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
    3. Start up.
    4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
    5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath.

    6. Then open this link...
  2. Nice one. :D
  3. Genius loads of fun on the train thus afternoon.
  4. very good,one to use later this week.
  5. For safety's sake, don't use it on the Tube.
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nah! Safe enough. It's the bloke in the next carriage, the innocent one who looks nothing like you that will get slotted.
  7. I think I'm gonna be getting a laptop a lot sooner than planned :twisted:
  8. Had some fun with my arab colleagues here. What does the arab bit mean?
  9. You'd need a hell of a wireless card to open that link at 33,000 feet :p
  10. You didn't show that to an Arab did you?

    Fcuking run and hide. Quickly. Right now.

    The Arabic bit says "Allah is a queer and Mohammed is his feltching partner"

    You are in the shite! :twisted:
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  12. *Ooooops!!!* :lol:

    I mailed it to him! :x
  13. Didn't realise it was a countdown timer at first, thought some gay porn was going to come up. Brilliant absolutley brilliant link, would be well good to annoy the fat tosser I always seem to end up next to on a train or plane.
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Just out of interest, did anyone try this?
  15. Brilliant