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Fun whilst travelling

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Have you ever sat on a plane/train, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?


Next time, just follow these simple instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath.

6. Then open this link...



http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf
 
#5
For safety's sake, don't use it on the Tube.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#6
smartascarrots said:
For safety's sake, don't use it on the Tube.
Nah! Safe enough. It's the bloke in the next carriage, the innocent one who looks nothing like you that will get slotted.
 
#8
Had some fun with my arab colleagues here. What does the arab bit mean?
 
#10
Kaye said:
Had some fun with my arab colleagues here. What does the arab bit mean?
You didn't show that to an Arab did you?

Fcuking run and hide. Quickly. Right now.

The Arabic bit says "Allah is a queer and Mohammed is his feltching partner"

You are in the shite! :twisted:
 
#12
Steven said:
Kaye said:
Had some fun with my arab colleagues here. What does the arab bit mean?
You didn't show that to an Arab did you?

Fcuking run and hide. Quickly. Right now.

The Arabic bit says "Allah is a queer and Mohammed is his feltching partner"

You are in the shite! :twisted:
*Ooooops!!!* :lol:

I mailed it to him! :x
 
#13
Didn't realise it was a countdown timer at first, thought some gay porn was going to come up. Brilliant absolutley brilliant link, would be well good to annoy the fat tosser I always seem to end up next to on a train or plane.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Just out of interest, did anyone try this?
 
#15
Brilliant
 

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