Fun games to enjoy irresponsibly with alcohol!

#1
Rustic Leg Smash. Canadian lumberjacks invented it, then me and me mates tw*tted em and claimed it as our own. Basically get drunk to the point of feeling numb, but just before the p!ssing yourself stage, stand toe to toe with an opponent and take turns to smash each others shins in with your own shin. It's great and makes you feel like a proper hard fooker in front of the girls who MUST be impressed.

Post your own fun games to enjoy irresponsibly with alcohol.
 
#2
Driving my un-insured vauxhall nova into a group of children after I've downed twelve pints of snakebite.

Just like you would do ...............chav cnut.
 
#3
Would you not appear more of a 'tough guy' if you and your 'mates' were to play this shins game without having had to be pissed up to the point of being completely numb?
 
#4
Death_Rowums said:
Would you not appear more of a 'tough guy' if you and your 'mates' were to play this shins game without having had to be pissed up to the point of being completely numb?
Or if they used machetes instead of shins. Shins! Fukcing shims more like.
 
#6
As the medic that'd have to pick up the pieces I'd be pretty unimpressed too :(
 
#8
OK, seein as that one went down like a lead sh!te, let me introduce you to it's evil, deformed twin: Ancient Ball Smash.

ABS is best played alone, preferably severly intoxicated but, for the masochists amongst ya's, it's not compulsary.

It simply involves gripping hold of the shaft of ones penis in a vice like grip and repeatedly smashing your fist into yon ball sack without letting go of the member. Hours of fun when the missus has the painters in or you've lost her someplace in your Nova SRI.
 
#9
Morty you need psychiatric help and quickly. You are one sick fcuk. :thumbdown:
 
#13
yeah man all the time, there is also the other version were you coat your naggers in black treackle and dip it in red ants, then knock them off with a hammer??????glue bag!
 
#14
hallveg said:
yeah man all the time, there is also the other version were you coat your naggers in black treackle and dip it in red ants, then knock them off with a hammer??????glue bag!
I think this point is valid for you as well!!! You are one sick puppy :D

Steven said:
Morty you need psychiatric help and quickly. You are one sick fcuk.
 
#16
Don't worry the men in white coats with the little red pills will be here soon.
 
#17
trying to convince people you're sober whilst spanked off your nuts, extra points for falling over
 
#18
What about baboon arse? The challenger drops his trollies and faces away from the deliverer who is at this point some distance away from the challenger with a slipper/shoe/ammo boot etc. The deliverer then runs and smacks the challenger on the arse with the slipper etc. This is repeated on several challengers and the winner is the one with the brightest red arse (hence baboon arse) and the one who didn't whimper or make a noise during the delivery!!
 

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