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Fuel Saving Initiative

#1
Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......


The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....


If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

Anyone got any similar or better ideas for this issue?

Cheers

Steve
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I know, let's go and invade an oil rich country, under the pretence of looking for some weapons or something, and take their oil / revenue of,

Oohhh hang about.
 
C

cloudbuster

Guest
#5
Oh yeah, build a rendering plant just inland from Dover, pipe the product to the Thameside refineries.

That way, the immigrants get to enter our country and serve a useful purpose.
 
#7
we could do a survey around our country for oil - like in the north sea if we find any rather than use it refine it we could just sell the rights to the oil to norway and the septics


oh wait a minute
 
#15
I think we should kick every ramjam shitholes out. They really
believe they are cleverer than we are. Its not so surprising when its thier
smartest criminals. who are so amazed when the police catch them.
Its just the fcuking cost that should be smashed into thier heads.
charity begins at home, and I know a few who need it. But then so does
mdn. I remember an old friend of mine,A matelot on atlantic convoys
got torpedoed twice.spent time on sweepers. got blown out of HMS dasher.
got mugged near to my home. a local young teenage girl got him home.
a daughter of an ex squaddie mate of mine found him as it was and made him a cup of tea. so there are decent young uns. this guy spent more time in the oggin than on it. sorry for ranting but I am a nasty
bastard when riled
 

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