Fucking muppet

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Olympius, Sep 12, 2009.

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    Apparentally it's lies! So I'd rather tell my mates at the pub than the pis* stained, angry cynical people on here.
     
  2. You owe me 3 minutes of my life. I want it back or I want you to suffer for the same length of time I did.
     
  3. Liar. None of that happened, did it? Did you used to write for Penthouse too?
     
  4. I thought this was going to be about Mike Golden the Walt legend :(
     

  5. No.
     
  6. What,photocopying your own cheques doesn't work? Does that also apply to bank notes?
     
  7. lol if no one else finds this entertaining I'll just sh't can this thread...Thought it was funny as hell but I don't really want to be branded a liar either
     
  8. This is also golden and I too wanted to share it.
     

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  9. I concur.

    What a pile of shite.
     
  10. I had a mate who,on a cold winter night....................

    cünt still owes me a tenner
     
  11. Here you go.
     

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  12. lmao, I'm tempted to send that to him!
     
  13. If you tell your mates in the pub that story, you will be killed, or in some way harmed
     
  14. Here is Golden in all his Para Reg glory. With his mate the victim of Auschwitz.
    It might make the thread worthwhile. But probably not.
     

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  15. Only if it was a cold winters night in Belfast :D