Fucking chain letters

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  1. This is for all the twats out there that keep sending me chain letters!!!

    Hello, my name is Glenn and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fu**ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

    How stupid are we?
    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

    What a bunch of bullsh*t.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

    Fu*k 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

    I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

    I don't fu**ing care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.

    P.S. Send me 15 quid :D

    rant over
     
  2. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    So how many people are we meant to send this to?
     
  3. I hate chain letters, How will forwaring any sh1t give me good luck all day? Proberly a bollxing from the boss and an ear bending from IT dept, other than that stuff 'em...cnuts
     
  4. Many as you like as long as you send me my 15 quid :roll:
     
  5. People who send chain emails (especially those with 'humor' as a subject) should have their foreskins pulled over their heads and pinned to their ears. Well, the men anyway. Just for starters. Oh, and those fcuking syrupy things that are supposed to have a moral message... grrr! Don't get me started...

    Or is it just me that gets those?
     

  6. AAArrrrgghhhh so that is why you are called Lucky Jim..... :)

    Sparky
     
  7. I'm going to be a father soon. I have to do something to earn a little extra cash at weekends.
     
  8. I'm sure someone mailed me that exact letter, word for word, several months ago...