Fuckin' Fed Up.

#1
I've been getting a bit despondent of late, and have started feeling like a fuckin' invalid. What with me Aneurism hanging over me head, and feeling so low due to me kidney problem, Membraenous Glomerulo Nephritis, and having to take Statins, Ramipril, Warfarin, and Furosemide, and having to wear me piss bag, I was rapidly going downhill.

Soooooo! I have made a decission, no more feeling like an invalid, no more taking care that I don't exert meself, from now on I'm taking me life back and if me Aneurism bursts, well fuck it I've had a decent run.

You know what? I feel much better for that, I am now going to have a nice glass of rum. What's that you say? its only 1648hrs, well so it is, but so what!
 
#3
Fair one. Cant argue with that really.

You got a nice bike I can have when it goes pop?
 
#4
could be worse , you could be one of jedward
 
#8
but rum??? i mean come on!!! at least do it in style

go to a strip club and start knocking them back!!! that should sort you out!! booze and excitment
better then domestos and a wank i'll give you that
 
#10
You're also known as 'Lucky' eh?

Mind you, the thought of a nice Pusser's... Mmmmmmmm!
 
#12
Thanks lads, I know I'm a moaning old fucker, but I feel much better now.
 
#14
but rum??? i mean come on!!! at least do it in style

go to a strip club and start knocking them back!!! that should sort you out!! booze and excitment
He tried that, but one of the stupid cows sat astride his lap and burst his piss bag.
 
#15
Thanks lads, I know I'm a moaning old fucker, but I feel much better now.
Shit. Does that mean I dont get the bike?

I hope that things start to look up for you but if they dont have you thought about making a few quid to leave your loved ones? I was just thinking that a pissed off chap with fuck all to lose might make a few quid bumping off people for a a small sum.

Anyone got any suggestions?
 
#16
Shit. Does that mean I dont get the bike?

I hope that things start to look up for you but if they dont have you thought about making a few quid to leave your loved ones? I was just thinking that a pissed off chap with fuck all to lose might make a few quid bumping off people for a a small sum.

Anyone got any suggestions?
Miliband. With an axe live on News at Ten.
I'll chip in a fiver....
 
#17
Where did this bike business start? Oi 'avent got a boik! I have got a large mess tin, and an oil bottle and pull through for a No 4 rifle, which I kept in case they one day came in useful., oh, and a roll of 2x4.
 
#18
There I was feeling pissed off with a headache, having spent the last 9 hrs bounching numbers around a spread sheet for forecasts and budgets. I feel fanfuckingtastic now. Get well soon and take care.
 
#20
You're not really from Brum. If you were, you wouldn't be clinging on so hard.
 

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