Fuckin Bosnia

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  1. Anyone remember a "poem" that went around the time of the Bos tours?

    Vaguely remember something along the lines of

    no fuckin beer, no fuckin bars
    just fuckin grass up my arse
    fuckin bosnia

    With a dozen or so verses along the same 3 line structure.

    Anyone remember it, and could post a copy?
     
  2. The MFO went f*cking missing
    No f*cking p*ssers to f*cking p*ss in
    Bogging toilets to f*cking s*it in
    F*ck Bosnia

    F*cking bog doors are f*cking loose
    Not a decent minge or f*cking puss
    This f*cking place makes you f*cking cuss
    F*ck Bosnia

    If it doesn’t rain, it f*cking snows
    The f*cking wind it f*cking blows
    The f*cking snot drips off your nose
    F*ck Bosnia

    The f*cking RAF are f*cking naff
    Can’t even have a f*cking bath
    This f*cking place makes you laugh
    F*ck Bosnia

    All f*cking work no f*cking play
    Weak excuse for extra pay
    Ninety pence a f*cking day
    F*ck Bosnia

    No f*cking pub, no f*cking bank
    This f*cking milk tastes f*cking w*nk
    Every face is f*cking blank
    F*ck Bosnia

    Slivovitz is f*cking dross
    Lots of gorse and f*cking moss
    This f*cking place is f*cking toss
    F*ck Bosnia

    The f*cking natives are f*cking dense
    The f*cking birds are f*cking bent
    All my moneys f*cking spent
    F*ck Bosnia

    The f*cking wagons are f*cking f*cked
    The f*cking ‘phones always booked
    The f*cking salads over-cooked
    F*ck Bosnia

    Two weeks f*cking R&R
    I’ll spend it in the f*cking bar
    I want to f*cking PVR
    F*ck Bosnia

    Time to do is f*cking long
    F*cking morale has f*cking gone
    My f*cking life is going wrong
    F*ck Bosnia

    All around are hills and rock
    F*ck all to do but play with your c*ck
    Two beers allowed but not in the block
    F*ck Bosnia

    The f*cking ‘phones aren’t f*cking cheap
    The f*cking letters take a week
    The f*cking outlooks f*cking bleak
    F*ck Bosnia
     
  3. Ah ha, you da man! Cheers mate!

    Sods law I will unpack the bergan and find my copy on a bluey in my orders book....

    Hmmm, I have a strange hankering for getting on and off a wagon wearing green kit. In some hot, dusty corner of the Adriatic. Whilst drinking stale water from a mouldy waxed carton.
     
  4. Flippin 'eck, my wallet's got less cobwebs than that Bergan!

    uqfegd

    pp
     
  5. Well, its not as if either have been used in years, is it ;-)
     
  6. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Based on Bloody Orkney from WW2.

    Bloody Orkney

    This bloody town's a bloody cuss
    No bloody trains, no bloody bus
    And no one thinks of bloody us
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody folk are bloody mad
    The bloody roads are bloody bad
    Good night the bright is bloody sad
    In bloody Orkney.

    Oh bloody crows, Oh bloody rain
    No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains
    The council's got no bloody brains
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody things are bloody dear
    A bloody bob for a bloody beer
    And is it good? No bloody fear
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody dances make you smile
    The bloody bands are bloody vile
    It only cramps your bloody style
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody flicks are bloody old
    The bloody seats are bloody cold,
    You can't get in for bloody gold
    In bloody Orkney.

    No bloody fun, no bloody games
    No bloody times. The bloody dames
    Won't even give their bloody names
    In bloody Orkney.

    There's nothing greets your bloody eye
    But bloody sea and bloody sky
    Roll on the mob! we bloody cry
    In bloody Orkney.
     
  7. Brought back many happy memories!!
     
  8. It's been doing the rounds for a few years in one format or the other. Remember a similar version doing the rounds in L/Derry 91. Had completely forgotten about it. Funny as fuck blast from the past!