Fuck me, now there's a novelty!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crimsonhussar, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. Yep, Sheffield lass with 10 kids to only four fathers. Incredible. I'd have thought she'd shagged more than that.
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  2. A novelty indeed. The Sun normally runs stories about humane garbage and other inadequates.
  3. Interesting to note she doesn't look like the usual, 'I know my rights' Sullen munter.

    Stupid, ugly, and on the permanent scrounge? Death.

    Reasonably fit working to support your choice of family size?

    Fair play, you get first shot at the doley of your choice.
  4. 4 dads x 2.4 kids = about 10. The self hating, unpatriotic cow :)
  5. You strike me as a little bit of a xenophobe, do you perhaps attend meetings with the EDL. An hand out flyers for the BNP?
  6. Adolf? Adolf? Is it really you? We heard you were on a break!
  7. YeahButNoBut I see where you're coming from BOTTy. I myself have been trying to breed a master race single handedly since about 1954. Sadly, mine all turned out to be the kind of twats who tried to nick a 600 kV electricity line using a hacksaw and a pair of Lidl welly boots. Instant expulsion from the gene pool.

    Btw, I'm not self hating. I love myself. Unfortunately I have to manage that single handed too.
  8. Oh look, Peter Dows Disciple is back.
  9. Dunno. Just a hunch, summat I can feel in my water. Listening to grape vines.
  10. Try using alternate hands just for a bit of variety.