Frum an Aussi mate.

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  1. Subject: Oz SAS

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    PERTH -
    "An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

    The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

    When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
    Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

    The store Manager said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back with 10" carving knife. Fortunately, the cut did not appear to be severe and required only a band aid.

    The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...

    Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing."


    THE CLUMSY BASTARD !!!
     
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

  3. I'm to trusting, my fault.

    john
     
  4. Sorry Jon, I live here and it didn't make it to the news so it looks like it didn't happen!

    Anyway, what would any self respecting SAS man be doing outside a kids shop? I hope they had a current WWC check...lol
     
  5. A friend in Brussels emailed me that at work last Thursday. Word for word it is the same. I didn't bother sending it on.
     
  6. I have informed my "MATE" that when HMS Supply next visits he has a berth booked and it's Bye Bye.

    john
    PS Only DVD on board is the most recent Ashes Test and will be played Non Stop.