Fruit picker jailed for Lasing Tornado

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  1. Always a good plan to pick on something like a Tornado when you fancy testing your LASER.

    Source BBC(Porridge branch)

    Don't see anything about him being thrown out after the two months or whatever he'll actually serve. :pissedoff:
  2. I hope this cnut is deported once his sentence is complete.

    Britain has no need criminal immigrant scum like this.
  3. Only £4 from ebay, that's it I'm off down to RAF Valley to bag some Hawk's!:)
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ex Securitate getting bored?
  5. That's UK Air Defence sorted then, if all you need to bring down a fast jet is a green laser pen.

    Typhoon £125,000,000
    Laser pen £4
  6. Get on to the MoD you might get a bonus payment from them!
  7. I hope the odious shit is to be jailed!
  8. Trouble is they will put out a tender to BAe and we will end up with a 25kg £250m laser pen delivered by 2024 if we're lucky!
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    There's a big F'Off clue in the thread title.
  10. I've got one of those pens, brought it in bangkok for £6. Bugger, I was stitched.
  11. Ha, Very Good!

    Just a pity the Tornado didn't 'laser' him and drop a JDAM on the ******
  12. Sorry to be pedantic, but it was an F3, not a GR4. I would have been slightly pissed off though if it had dropped on my house.

  13. Deport him and his family let him laugh that one off.
  14. I heard a rumour that it was a bit more poweful than a cheap pointer lazer.