Fruit picker jailed for Lasing Tornado

Always a good plan to pick on something like a Tornado when you fancy testing your LASER.

Source BBC(Porridge branch)

Don't see anything about him being thrown out after the two months or whatever he'll actually serve. :pissedoff:
I hope this cnut is deported once his sentence is complete.

Britain has no need criminal immigrant scum like this.
I've got one of those pens, brought it in bangkok for £6. Bugger, I was stitched.
Trouble is they will put out a tender to BAe and we will end up with a 25kg £250m laser pen delivered by 2024 if we're lucky!
Ha, Very Good!

Just a pity the Tornado didn't 'laser' him and drop a JDAM on the ******
Hmmm. Guy must have a very steady hand holding a laser pointer on a moving object at a distance, yet the laser being so coherent at that distance to do anything distracting. That is £4 of value.

I have a 5mW astronomical green laser that I find hard to hold on a telegraph pole an acre's width away. Doesn't seem to effect the telegraph pole's visual acuity either.

If this is true you need to recruit this guy not jail him. Oh wait maybe that is what really happened we are "jailing him", turn up in a bad Robert Ludlum novel in a few years.

Four pound pointer to bring down a fast jet at 1,200 feet? Don't jail him, get him into Air Defence, and get the Q-Bloke down to Lidls with a couple of hundred quid, and lo, a new divisional asset is created to keep the bean counters happy.
I've tried this using a laser pointer to "shoot down" flies. It's really difficult but occasionally you hit one just right and it nosedives into the deck. They get up again a few seconds later.

<sigh> life, get a

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