Frozen Winkle..Make Wee-ing difficult..!!

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Why is it when there is cold freezing weather, the old Man shrivels up and disappears between to two sads sacks.... This makes pishing difficult... and I sometimes pish down my trouser legs... inside and outside ...(Good job I wear black trousers and not white pants..)

The only way to overcome this difficulty is.....

(a) Buy a Penis Enlargement pump...
(b) Sit down to wee like a the Girlies....
(c) Wear a Kilt, nae kecks.. and just squat in the street and let fly.....
(d) Wet myself and wear a beautiful smile thinking of the warm pleasures of life....

Any useful advice will be welcomed......
 

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