Frozen Winkle..Make Wee-ing difficult..!!

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by uncle_vanya, Dec 12, 2010.

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  1. Why is it when there is cold freezing weather, the old Man shrivels up and disappears between to two sads sacks.... This makes pishing difficult... and I sometimes pish down my trouser legs... inside and outside ...(Good job I wear black trousers and not white pants..)

    The only way to overcome this difficulty is.....

    (a) Buy a Penis Enlargement pump...
    (b) Sit down to wee like a the Girlies....
    (c) Wear a Kilt, nae kecks.. and just squat in the street and let fly.....
    (d) Wet myself and wear a beautiful smile thinking of the warm pleasures of life....

    Any useful advice will be welcomed......
     
  2. stay in the home staffed by folk in white coats i think