frozen cow removal problem

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bullet_catcher, Apr 17, 2012.

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  1. Chainsaw, if they're completely frozen.
  2. Careful near the fillet.
  3. Explosives? Are they trying to remove the cabin or the cows?
  4. Macdonalds will ave em.
  5. I thought for a moment this was a thread about getting rid of my Missus.
  6. Hopefully the septic version of Damien Hirst won't turn up,claim the cabin and cows,call it "art" and sell it all $87.7m.
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  7. Shame Thora Hird is no longer with us.
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  8. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

    They could always send for the frigidairy engineer.
  9. "Rangers believe the animals sought shelter during a snowstorm and got stuck and weren’t smart enough to find their way out".

    No shit. Sentient beings eh, what are they like?
  10. This should work.

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  11. My kind of forestry service! Probably use Cordtex to cut the grass.

  12. Too funny. They should just leave them there and let nature do its work.
  13. where are the resident hindu grief whores when you need them...?
  14. How about offering free 'cow ice lollies' to the local wolf populace?