From Tw*t to Twix

#2
It is comforting to know that his fellow inmates are assisting with his rehabilitation. What happens with the Twix needs further explanation though.
 
#4
The chocolate covered phallic snack was merely a hint of what was to come, whilst providing the inmates an insight into his oral technique.
 
#6
Jim Sheridan has also made new friends,here is a quote from one of them.

"A parasitical element might, for instance, call him a cavilling joy-vacuum, a waddling autocrat manqué, a great swollen zeppelin of self-importance, his face sour as vinegar and his voice dull as drizzle," he wrote, adding: "I, however would write no such thing."
 
#7
.....has become "a bit of a hero figure", and treated to luxuries like deodorant and Twix bars.
Aren't they prison euphemisms for them giving the smelly bastard the golden rivet?
 
#9
One wonders if has learned how to wee into the cell Bucket at night without waking his cellies..... Who's turn is it to be Mummy....?
 
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