A good friend of mine works with kids with "educational special needs" in the st helens area. ie.... little c*nts. he has to sit in , as "muscle" for the teacher so she doesn't get chibbed by one of these little fxxkers , and is supposed to be understanding , and supportive of their needs. so , last week teach is tring to explain (with some difficulty) the difference between something that dissolves , and something that melts, involving long explanations about sugar in tea , and ice ... so teach finally sees the flicker of understanding pass over little tommy's face ,and asks if he knows of something that melts... beaming with pride , he straightens his duck billed baseball cap and says "yes miss .... me mams wheely bin" any other little gems from the mouths of sprogs ???