From now on

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Loretta, Feb 19, 2005.

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  1. I want you all to call me Loretta
  2. Well, judging by your opening gambit, 'Loretta', I'm sure the rest of the board will find some interesting names to call you!
  3. what were you called before? Bert?
  4. Is this part of you living as a woman for an extended period whilst pre op? I'm not sure this really counts...... and shave the tache, it's a dead give away.....are you a layyyyyydee?

    Beebs x
  5. It's my right as a man
  6. On that note, fcuk off.
  7. Why not change your name to Incontinentia Buttocks?

    Once you have all the ops that is.

  8. Think this Loretta is quoting from Monty Python - Life of Brian

    C'mon Dale, ye not seen the film :lol:
  9. And i suppose you wanna have babies. Wheres the feotus gonna to gestate, you gonna to keep it in a box?
  10. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Its his right as a man to want one.
  11. Don't you oppress me
  12. Oooh, stop it. You are scaring me.

    Get into chat and let me beat you properly. I am a 42 year old bricky from Stoke today. You will enjoy it. Trust me..........

  13. Yesterday she was a pig.

    Tomorrow, hopefully she'll be run over.
  14. Thats why I love you xxx
  15. Biscuit, why do they ...... titter so? are they ..... wagging you?