If this is in the wrong place then I apologise now. And if it's been seen a billion times then opps again. CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk for a week. FORCES FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you having last time you met. CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FORCES FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs. FORCES FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad. CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FORCES FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying.. âBolloxs! â¦.. we f*cked up â¦. but it was fun!â CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FORCES FRIENDS: Cry with you. CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FORCES FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FORCES FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You. CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thatâs what the crowd is doing. FORCES FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. FORCES FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, âIâm home!â CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while. FORCES FRIENDS: Are for life. CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think youâve had enough. FORCES FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, âMate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we donât waste. Thatâs alcohol abuse!â CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk sh1t to the person who talks sh1t about you. FORCES FRIENDS: Will knock them out.