Friends

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  1. If this is in the wrong place then I apologise now.

    And if it's been seen a billion times then opps again.


    CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk for a week.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you having last time you met.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying.. “Bolloxs! ….. we f*cked up …. but it was fun!”

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are for life.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!”

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk sh1t to the person who talks sh1t about you.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
     
  2. Think you missed a few words out in each line of that touching poem..

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk for a week.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you having last time you met….otherwise known as annoying Bastards you can never lose not matter how many times you move.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food….because they never buy their own, cheapskates.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad...cos they probably are being inbred throwbacks.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying.. “Bolloxs! ….. we f*cked up …. but it was fun!” ,.. your wife knows what gay dogging is but still loves you both.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Cry with you…Bum Boys!

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours…thieves.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You….You all love Journos but aint man enough to admit it…lol

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you….Billy no Mates!

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”… Part-Time Burglar and Wannabe Pikey.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Are for life…..yep another Stalker

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!”….That one is true!

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk sh1t to the person who talks sh1t about you.
    FORCES FRIENDS: Will knock them out….with their bad breath and crusty pants

    ;-)
     
  3. Posted many times before, and it's just as sh1tty this time as it was all the other times.

    Are you dating Lazy_Caretaker?