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Friends' New Baby

Went around to a friend’s house today.
His wife was sat there with their newborn baby.
She asked if I'd like to wind it. . .
I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.


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a woman of 65 gave birth to a baby after IVF treatment, all of her family went to see her when she came home from hospital. They asked her " can we see the baby?" Not yet" she replied, Two hours later, they asked again " can we see the baby?" She says " No, you will have to wait until it wakes up and starts crying" They ask "why?" she says " because I've forgotten where I have left him"

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