Friends' New Baby

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Chodmeister, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. Went around to a friend’s house today.
    His wife was sat there with their newborn baby.
    She asked if I'd like to wind it. . .
    I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
  2. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a woman of 65 gave birth to a baby after IVF treatment, all of her family went to see her when she came home from hospital. They asked her " can we see the baby?" Not yet" she replied, Two hours later, they asked again " can we see the baby?" She says " No, you will have to wait until it wakes up and starts crying" They ask "why?" she says " because I've forgotten where I have left him"