Fridge air supply

#1
When calculating how long a human,locked inside a 'fridge,would take to die,what factors are to be considered?
I have whether conscious or not,and size of 'fridge.Any thing else?
 

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#4
Whether you have enough room - do you have to chop bits off the person, will they stop leaking due to the cold?
 
#5
Surely we need to know if there is an indefinite supply of beer and cheese!
 
#6
Does the person trapped in the fridge have scuba gear?
 
#7
Does the person trapped in the fridge have scuba gear?
 

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#8
Have they got warm clothes on?
 
#9
Internal capacity of fridge minus size of body in fridge divded by capacity of victims lungs should give you how many deep breaths available to victim
 

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#10
Is it an industrial sized freezer? Can they eat the flesh of hanging dead cows for energy, and use the skins as clothing?
 

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#11
Have the person got access to a battery drill?
 

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#12
Is the person an expert 'free diver'?
 
#14
Are there any lethal spiders, snakes and/or scorpions that have inadvertently been trapped inside the fridge at the same time?
 
#15
Is the person inside a world-famous escapologist? Or like David Blaine, not actually inside the fridge at all?
 

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#16
Of course you should have considered this much earlier

I mean she was just a normal small blond toddler when you picked her up on holiday
But now she's getting bigger and not only filled out that footy shirt but also your fridge

Get to the tip, pick up an old discared chest freezer and start again :wink:
 
#17
Is it plugged in and what setting is the thermostat on?



Oh and have you closed the ferkin door? :wink:
 

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#18
Is the person accompanied by the semi-rotten carcass of a dead singer, who himself is mostly made of plastic?

Is the person on any 'missing lists'?
 

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#20
Has the fridge got one of those natty drinks dispensers?
 
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