Fridge air supply

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  1. When calculating how long a human,locked inside a 'fridge,would take to die,what factors are to be considered?
    I have whether conscious or not,and size of 'fridge.Any thing else?
     
  2. Whether it has holes in it and is submerged in water.
     
  3. Whether it's plugged in or not.
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Whether you have enough room - do you have to chop bits off the person, will they stop leaking due to the cold?
     
  5. Surely we need to know if there is an indefinite supply of beer and cheese!
     
  6. Does the person trapped in the fridge have scuba gear?
     
  7. Does the person trapped in the fridge have scuba gear?
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Have they got warm clothes on?
     
  9. Internal capacity of fridge minus size of body in fridge divded by capacity of victims lungs should give you how many deep breaths available to victim
     
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Is it an industrial sized freezer? Can they eat the flesh of hanging dead cows for energy, and use the skins as clothing?
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Have the person got access to a battery drill?
     
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Is the person an expert 'free diver'?
     
  13. Have they just eaten a big meal?
     
  14. Are there any lethal spiders, snakes and/or scorpions that have inadvertently been trapped inside the fridge at the same time?
     
  15. Is the person inside a world-famous escapologist? Or like David Blaine, not actually inside the fridge at all?