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  1. What a morning.
    Both computer systems I need for work are down and all 4 of my phones are ringing and the IT department is useless. At least I can still get on ARRSE.

    I hate Fridays.

    Can I go home now.
  2. I love fridays, POETS day. All work done, just waiting for lunch time bells
  3. Might be poets day but my world has gone tit's up.
    And the phone's are rining again.
    And everyone wants me to sort out there problems
  4. Put it this way, its Monday Morning in 3 days time :twisted:
  5. Just sack it mate. What's the worst they can do? As my Sergeant Major used to say - "They can't make you pregnant!"
  6. My Friday is mostly consisting of prepping for a very high profile lunch with everyone that means anything, the only person that is missing is the Health Minister - He was at the last one. Then I am off for a job Interview - my first staff(NHS Staff) post. All of this on a Friday when I should actually be making plans for a pi$$ up over the weekend and ironing my frock!
  7. I'm sorry to say that I'm not working today, I'm enjoying a bacon roll and a big cup of tea, reading arrse. Life in the house of Harley is good 8)
  8. Well they might be able to if you work for a biological research organisation..............
  9. But they can have a damn good try!
  10. But they could give you Red Eye.... Splat!