Fridays rolling story......

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  2. Yep, I'm up for a bit of Navy Bashing :).. Account 1,23 Activate 1,23
  3. nasty man :)
  4. Nah fuck it, let's start our own. With hookers. And blackjack.

    It was Friday evening at around 9 o'clock, and young Taff was enjoying a cracking wank in front of the telly to unwind after the Friday afternoon CO's log run. He was about to hit the vinegar strokes when he was interrupted by a rather timid sounding knock at the door. "Who is it?" he asked nervously.
  5. It's only me from over the sea
  6. Said Barnacle Bill...
  7. I'm Barnacle Bill from Muswell Hill

    I've never worked and I never will.
  8. I hide my stash on the window sill...
  9. ....after I bought it off the old bill.....
  10. "Bollocks" thought Taff as he reached for his axe....
  11. 'I'll open 'er head 'cos she's well shite in bed'