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Friday the 13th

#1
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
 
#2
Devil_Dog said:
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
As long as you remember that she should orally clean your member after you've kicked her back doors in and you should wipe your knob off on her curtains immediately afterwards, you should be able to remain disease free.

Should you develop any unwelcome symptoms, collect a stool sample in her handbag and take it to your GP for analysis.
 
#3
crabtastic said:
Devil_Dog said:
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
As long as you remember that she should orally clean your member after you've kicked her back doors in and you should wipe your knob off on her curtains immediately afterwards, you should be able to remain disease free.

Should you develop any unwelcome symptoms, collect a stool sample in her handbag and take it to your GP for analysis.
Well said that man!

Back to study epidemology for me... 8O

Crabby you've changed your avtar....any reason, its not fri the 13th yet...well not for you!
 
#4
crabtastic said:
Devil_Dog said:
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
As long as you remember that she should orally clean your member after you've kicked her back doors in and you should wipe your knob off on her curtains immediately afterwards, you should be able to remain disease free.

Should you develop any unwelcome symptoms, collect a stool sample in her handbag and take it to your GP for analysis.
Unfortunately, I kicked both her doors in and she is in my quarters and I'm not prepared to ruin my curtains.Her handbag was conveniently left at her place (which leads me to suspect she was was wary of aforementioned retribution.)

BTW, is it normal to itch while peeing?How about red spots in stool?

Getting weaker by the minute....
 
#6
Gremlin said:
Don't be a pansy. If you've caught it then so be it, but do both holes again just to be certain.
She won't wake up.

As a matter of fact, she does not seem to be breathing.Can't feel her pulse either.

Temperature rising steadily.Beads of sweat forming on forehead....
 
#7
Devil_Dog said:
Gremlin said:
Don't be a pansy. If you've caught it then so be it, but do both holes again just to be certain.
She won't wake up.

As a matter of fact, she does not seem to be breathing.Can't feel her pulse either.

Temperature rising steadily.Beads of sweat forming on forehead....
And that is stopping you doing both holes? Drill her again or put yourself on 5 days ROPs!
 
#8
Jailorinummqasr said:
Devil_Dog said:
Gremlin said:
Don't be a pansy. If you've caught it then so be it, but do both holes again just to be certain.
She won't wake up.

As a matter of fact, she does not seem to be breathing.Can't feel her pulse either.

Temperature rising steadily.Beads of sweat forming on forehead....
And that is stopping you doing both holes? Drill her again or put yourself on 5 days ROPs!

Wish I could,mate.Both holes dripping with mysterious fluid.The stream of blood flowing from corner of her mouth clotting rapidly.Quick look outside window confirms vultures circling overhead.Symptoms of rigor mortis setting in.

Smell of sulphur overpowering....
 
#11
Devil_Dog said:
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
<... puts on agony aunt hat>

If she's a slag then she would have fcuked your mate. Simple... She's probably not a slag, but a woman who's sexually confident in herself. If your mate is too gipping for her he's probably p*ssed off and is slagging her off so that no man will go near her, thus making her vunerable to his charms.

Or... if your knob turns green and drops off in the next couple of days, she's a pestilent whore.

<Hat off>
 
#12
Friday the 13th, bad day to be a Knight Templar but apparently a good day to share "pets" with dodgy birds.

Look on the bright side if she's popped her clogs and you weren't bagged up at least the CSA won't be calling.............................

Pretend you found the pulse and get some while body heat still there (well it is the NAAFI after all)
 
#15
Devil_Dog said:
Some gal I just got "doing" informs me that today is Friday the thirteenth.Exactly 13 minutes later the phone rings and it's an old pal of mine.During the course of the conversation,he tells me that the previously mentioned gal has been known to "get around" and that word on the street is she might be on a mission to "spread germs".He (friend) does not know that said gal is sound asleep in my arms.He has tried on numerous occasions to "bed" same gal to no avail.

So,the question is:

a) should I be worried
b) should I be frightened
c) should I be terrified?
or
d) should I dismiss it as the ravings of a jealous wannabe suitor? :?
Do her again! who cares about the said 'germs' We can be cured these days :)
 
#17
has she got a cough? blooshot eyes? if so your f**cked. if you have flew like symptoms within 72hrs you've got the HIV. hope you enjoy the next 7 yrs of your life. you might as well fcuk her again though, don't be thinking about contraception at this stage of the game, bareback all the way atm. remember you've got to be in it to win it!
 
#18
Oh my God.What a scary 24 hrs it's been.Turns out her heart stopped momentarily while she was in the throes of a Devil Dog induced orgasm.She is otherwise doing fine.

I on the other hand made a solemn vow to myself never to take a woman to such heights of ecstacy that she would sink into unconsciousness.

Thank you for all your "get well soon" pms and also for the dozen or so "rot in hell" messages from certain wonkers who shall (for the moment)remain unnamed.

Cheers!! :D
 

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