Abdul and Paddy were begging outside Waterloo station. Abdul has a Mercedes Benz, A large house in Westminster and loads of cash to spend and Paddy has absolutely nothing but the rags he was wearing. Abduls begging hat was overflowing with £10 notes and paddy`s had only a few pennies in it. "How do you do it?" asked Paddy. "Look at your sign" said Abdul. Paddy looked and his read :- "Out of work and Wife and six kids to support." "Now look at mine" Abdul said. Paddy looked and Abduls read:- "I only need another £10 to get back to Pakistan."