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Friday Punchbag

#1
At the end of a busy and hectic week for this good C/S I'd like to relieve a bit of stress by punching the fcuk out of:

Anyone who cries because Michael Jackson snuffed it.
 
#2
Kirsty Allsop for having the fecking nerve to attempt to convince viewers (lured into negative equity and buy to let failure) that you can get through the credit crunch by glass blowing your own tumblers and making your own lampshades

And done while I'm having a lie in FFS

In fact I'd punish her and her wee sister
 
#5
....Ashley Cole, what a throbber! And to add insult to injury.... i'd have me wicked way with his Missus. Young Cheryl is lurvvvvvvvly, i could do terrible things to her for about.... um.... 3 minutes. :lol:
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
John Bercow, the new Speaker of the House of Commons, who seems to be carrying on where the old Speaker left off.

Ministers announcing policy on the radio / tv before telling Parliament? Oh, that's ok. No problem.
Deputy Speakers who won't let me do as I please? Sack the lot and bring in some that will.

Ho hum. Where are all those journos now? At Jacko's funeral or Wimbledon. Punch the lot of them until they understand what's being done to this country by the people who are supposed to protect it.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25725682-5006002,00.html

this prick, could not believe it when I read this early this morning. What a throbber of the highest order!!
That's not a punchbag - use your imagination man! Think along the lines of a mix between MDN, Hannibal and Josef Fritzel; that boy could be worked like a b!tch for weeks and weeks before he leaked to death.
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
#8
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.

"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"

Come on then!
 
#9
The toady little emo c*nts that have had a p*ss up on the WW1 memorial and left a load of tins and fagbutts on it....went for a paper at 8 to see an old chap picking up the last of it and shaking his head....
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#10
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.

"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"

Come on then!
 
#11
Biscuits_AB said:
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.
"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"
Come on then!
Can I punch you? Mostly for putting that song in my head :roll:
 
#12
Biscuits_AB said:
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.

"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"

Come on then!
Hold me back lads, hold me back.
 
#14
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25725682-5006002,00.html

this prick, could not believe it when I read this early this morning. What a throbber of the highest order!!
He looks like that old slapper Dorian from "Birds of a Feather".
The silly cnut.
 
#15
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25725682-5006002,00.html

this prick, could not believe it when I read this early this morning. What a throbber of the highest order!!
The 35-year-old Wacko Jacko worshipper, who lives with his parents
Says it all, really....
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#17
Markintime said:
Biscuits_AB said:
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.

"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"

Come on then!
Hold me back lads, hold me back.

Yeah, yeah, you're full of sh*te!


"Twidleedeeddleeedee...dee dee dee.. twiddleediddleedee, twiddleediddlydee, twiddleedidlee dee...he rock's in the tree tops all day long, dah, dee dah dee dahh dee dee, singing his song.....ooooo...Rockin' Robin...oo, twiddly dee!"


Get some!
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#18
Letterwritingman said:
Biscuits and a Rat................a match made in heaven! God bless SIB
I used to work with a bloke they called the Rat. He f*cking was as well.
 
#20
Biscuits_AB said:
Markintime said:
Biscuits_AB said:
You're f*ck all but a bunch of internet hardmen.

"Ben, the two of us....dee dee dee dah (forgot the words), we've both found what we've been looking fooooorrrr...., Ben....dee, dah, dee dah dee dum...deedle de dee dee dee dah, I've found a friend in yoooooo...!"

Come on then!
Hold me back lads, hold me back.

Yeah, yeah, you're full of sh*te!


"Twidleedeeddleeedee...dee dee dee.. twiddleediddleedee, twiddleediddlydee, twiddleedidlee dee...he rock's in the tree tops all day long, dah, dee dah dee dahh dee dee, singing his song.....ooooo...Rockin' Robin...oo, twiddly dee!"


Get some!
Vicious bugger ain't you?

Aga do do do push pineapple grind coffee
aga do do do something something something


Have it!
 

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