Friday night opportunity:

[RBMK]

Send her a note back. You'll be conkers-deep before you know it.

Conkers deep in what exactly?

 

[StBob072]

I suppose it makes a change from ISIS' continual interest in Ravers' goats.

 

[lokiuk]

Ask her to send nudes to prove it's her

 

[RBMK]

Ask her to send nudes to prove it's her

You have the email address,
Be my guest

 

[stacker1]

Message in my email inbox today:

Bonsoir Monsieur je me Présente Annick_Chatel, je suis célibataire depuis 2ans et je suis à la recherche de l'âme sœur une relation sérieuse et sincère sans prise de tête avec un homme honnêt. Mon dynamisme et ma joie de vivre vous séduiront.

N'hésitez pas à me contacter si vous le souhaitez par (mail) si vous voulez bien avoir des photos de moi, je vous laisse mon mail : (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

Mon adresse mail : c.annick2024@gmail.com
Cordialement Annick Chatel !!!

In English:
Good evening Sir I introduce myself Annick_Chatel, I have been single for 2 years and I am looking for a soul mate, a serious and sincere relationship without the fuss with an honest man. My dynamism and my joy of living will seduce you.

Do not hesitate to contact me if you wish by (mail) if you want to have photos of me, I will leave you my mail: (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

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I'm otherwise engaged tonight, on a promise with a bottle of decent wine and an assignation with SWMBO.

Feel free to help yourselves.

I think I found her on Facebook if you want to drop her a message

Marie Annick Chatel

Marie Annick Chatel is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Marie Annick Chatel and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected.

www.facebook.com

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

It's you she's after.

Thank fuck! That's honking.

 

[AdminVortex]

How she looks in reality...

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I would

 

[RBMK]

I would

Calling @don't tell him pike

 

[Chef]

How she looks in reality...

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So no different from most dating site before and after shots.

Same as mine really.

 

[don't tell him pike]

Calling @don't tell him pike

I think I might already have, she's actually about 60 and looks like a well worn Jack boot

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Its a trap! The real Annick Chatel is an unattractive French actress.

That's the French pronunciation. In English, it's Alnwick Castle.

She's a Northumberland Fusilier.

 

[Cold_Collation]

That's the French pronunciation. In English, it's Alnwick Castle.

She's a Northumberland Fusilier.

Do we get to see her budgie?

 

[Richard Headicus]

Yebbut... she's offering you a 49er. Whatever one of those is.

It means she's selling you short. As I was telt, by a friend, 69 fine. One doesn't want to return the flavour, they owe you. She owes twenty.

 

[Richard Headicus]

I'm on a promise tonight with SWMBO courtesy of a bottle of rather decent plonk so I can't take advantage.

Surely it can't be a scam?

From SWMBO? Of course it can, you poor deluded fool.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

You want Amoxicillin, 500mg, 4 times a day, 5 day course for the gonorrhoea
and
metronidazole, 400mg, 3 times a day, probably safer with a 5 day course again for the chlamydia.

 

[Richard Headicus]

You want Amoxicillin, 500mg, 4 times a day, 5 day course for the gonorrhoea
and
metronidazole, 400mg, 3 times a day, probably safer with a 5 day course again for the chlamydia.

Have you been a naughty "boy" then?

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Have you been a naughty "boy" then?

Me? Never.