Friday night opportunity:

[RBMK]

Message in my email inbox today:

Bonsoir Monsieur je me Présente Annick_Chatel, je suis célibataire depuis 2ans et je suis à la recherche de l'âme sœur une relation sérieuse et sincère sans prise de tête avec un homme honnêt. Mon dynamisme et ma joie de vivre vous séduiront.

N'hésitez pas à me contacter si vous le souhaitez par (mail) si vous voulez bien avoir des photos de moi, je vous laisse mon mail : (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

Mon adresse mail : c.annick2024@gmail.com
Cordialement Annick Chatel !!!

In English:
Good evening Sir I introduce myself Annick_Chatel, I have been single for 2 years and I am looking for a soul mate, a serious and sincere relationship without the fuss with an honest man. My dynamism and my joy of living will seduce you.

Do not hesitate to contact me if you wish by (mail) if you want to have photos of me, I will leave you my mail: (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

I'm otherwise engaged tonight, on a promise with a bottle of decent wine and an assignation with SWMBO.

Feel free to help yourselves.

 

[Cold_Collation]

It's you she's after.

 

[RBMK]

It's you she's after.

SWMBO would kill me even if the strain of keeping up with a woman 30 years younger than me didn't.

thinks .... I may just die with a smile on my face.

 

[UKRaider]

How she looks in reality...

 

[Cold_Collation]

SWMBO would kill me even if the strain of keeping up with a woman 30 years younger than me didn't.

thinks .... I may just die with a smile on my face.

Yebbut... she's offering you a 49er. Whatever one of those is.

 

[RBMK]

I do football (Liverpool FC) or Rugby Union (England / Sale Sharks), not that queer stuff that the septics call football.

 

[anglo]

Looks a bit French to me.

 

[RBMK]

Looks a bit French to me.

Help yourself.

 

[Ortholith]

Help yourself.

You're too late, Bugsy has already had her. Twice.

 

[kelvin_273]

I think I know her. Not personally of course. And she is definitely French.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

How she looks in reality...

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her kids

 

[Cold_Collation]

Looks a bit French to me.

I think I know her. Not personally of course. And she is definitely French.

Christ, ARRSE's very own Starsky & Hutch.

 

[kelvin_273]

SWMBO would kill me even if the strain of keeping up with a woman 30 years younger than me didn't.

thinks .... I may just die with a smile on my face.

How come you know her age? Just a guess won't wash old boy.

 

[Old Stab]

her kids
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Good CO & Bad CO.?

 

[bob_the_bomb]

her kids
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@ipso_facto and @Emcon Ecomcon

 

[RedDinger]

Its a trap! The real Annick Chatel is an unattractive French actress.

 

[Cold_Collation]

When you say 'actress'...

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Message in my email inbox today:

Bonsoir Monsieur je me Présente Annick_Chatel, je suis célibataire depuis 2ans et je suis à la recherche de l'âme sœur une relation sérieuse et sincère sans prise de tête avec un homme honnêt. Mon dynamisme et ma joie de vivre vous séduiront.

N'hésitez pas à me contacter si vous le souhaitez par (mail) si vous voulez bien avoir des photos de moi, je vous laisse mon mail : (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

Mon adresse mail : c.annick2024@gmail.com
Cordialement Annick Chatel !!!

In English:
Good evening Sir I introduce myself Annick_Chatel, I have been single for 2 years and I am looking for a soul mate, a serious and sincere relationship without the fuss with an honest man. My dynamism and my joy of living will seduce you.

Do not hesitate to contact me if you wish by (mail) if you want to have photos of me, I will leave you my mail: (c.annick2024@gmail.com)

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I'm otherwise engaged tonight, on a promise with a bottle of decent wine and an assignation with SWMBO.

Feel free to help yourselves.

I reckon it’s that Cypriot tranny casting a hook for you...

 

[RBMK]

I'm on a promise tonight with SWMBO courtesy of a bottle of rather decent plonk so I can't take advantage.

Surely it can't be a scam?

 

[Cold_Collation]

I'm on a promise tonight with SWMBO courtesy of a bottle of rather decent plonk so I can't take advantage.

Surely it can't be a scam?

Send her a note back. You'll be conkers-deep before you know it.