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Freudian slips

#1
I'm talking to a local university about taking somebody on under a graduate internship scheme. I just called the university that runs the scheme to ask a few questions, and when the bird I needed to speak to answered, I told her I was calling about the graduate internment scheme. It took about 30 seconds of her p*ssing herself laughing for me to realise what I'd said.

So, anyone else experienced a 'freudian slip' recently?
 
#4
Donkey-Spanker said:
About this time last year I was sat eating the evening meal with my wife. I was going to ask her to pass the salt, but accidentally said "You've ruined my life you ugly bitch!" Oh how we giggled.
I once meant to ask the wife to turn the tv over and Accidently slapped her and called her a cunt..... funny how these slips occur.
 
#6
Freud had six kids and kept his wife in the kitchen smoked cigars non-stop and drank schnapps like a fish. Then you wonder why he made slips ? He was great on shoe fetishism which is almost exclusively male, usually a pair of bright red sling backs... Imagine a woman turned on by a blokes old boots, unheard of and too disgusting to contemplate. Men are the kinky sex you name a fetish object some bloke has done it.
 
#8
GilletteCannonSLR said:
I always thought a 'Freudian slip' involved vaseline, and one of your parents.
Or wearing your mother's underwear.

Universities are definitely ripe ground, though. I continually find myself meaning to say 'undergraduates' but it comes out as 'snot-nosed little mummy's boys who should be bloody grateful anyone takes an interest in them at all instead of insisting 600 years of tradition be overturned to accommodate their microsecond attention span and low wattage intellect'. It just comes out.
 

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