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#2
I quite like Lindsay Lohan. I remember waking up from an anaesthetic with suspected kidney failure, feeling shite and wondering what was going on around me. I kept hearing voices 'monitor output'...'wench can you hear me? Wake up Wench'... 'Sats...haemoglobin... Page doctor'... 'doesn't she look like Lindsay Lohan?'
I then had a weird hallucinogenic dream that I was Lindsay Lohan
 
#3
I quite like Lindsay Lohan. I remember waking up from an anaesthetic with suspected kidney failure, feeling shite and wondering what was going on around me. I kept hearing voices 'monitor output'...'wench can you hear me? Wake up Wench'... 'Sats...haemoglobin... Page doctor'... 'doesn't she look like Lindsay Lohan?'
I then had a weird hallucinogenic dream that I was Lindsay Lohan
Keep dreaming.
 
#4
Allegedly, she has been in intensive rehab for the past week trying to minimise the effects of the drug withdrawal she'll be enjoying in prison. No methadone on tap in American prisons.
 

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#5
I quite like Lindsay Lohan. I remember waking up from an anaesthetic with suspected kidney failure, feeling shite and wondering what was going on around me. I kept hearing voices 'monitor output'...'wench can you hear me? Wake up Wench'... 'Sats...haemoglobin... Page doctor'... 'doesn't she look like Lindsay Lohan?'
I then had a weird hallucinogenic dream that I was Lindsay Lohan
I have that dream all the time. Well, ever since I heard she batted for the other side.
 
#8
Hope the silly tart starts learning that the world does not revolve around her, and she has to follow the same rules as everything else.
 
#9
I'd fess up to paying about as much tax as a Carribean Steel Drum ensemble did last year if it meant I could lay in a cell and watch her hoop being pulled apart and spat in for the next few months
 
#10
I'd fess up to paying about as much tax as a Carribean Steel Drum ensemble did last year if it meant I could lay in a cell and watch her hoop being pulled apart and spat in for the next few months
With the overcrowding of Californian gaols I have a feeling she won't be in there long. Isn't she supposed to be in solitary for her own "protection" as well?

Anyway, I read she's a big fan of having her hoop stretched so she'll probably be requesting the cameras in for that particular evening's entertainment.
 
#11


Poor old Lindsay, I hate to think of her young nubile body being repeatedly violated. Forced to insert who knows what into another womans holey and in turn having all manner of objects thrust into her, again and again and again and again and again and again and again...............................(grunt, snort, eyelid spasm, wimper, yelp)





and again............whoops
 
#12
Hope the silly tart starts learning that the world does not revolve around her, and she has to follow the same rules as everything else.
Not much chance of that, the scandal rags are bound to throw money at her to tell her "Prison Hell" story as well as the publicity of being a rebel bad girl.
 
#14
I suppose she'll just have to 'lie-low' while she's in there.

... Cheque please, waiter...
 
#15


Poor old Lindsay, I hate to think of her young nubile body being repeatedly violated. Forced to insert who knows what into another womans holey and in turn having all manner of objects thrust into her, again and again and again and again and again and again and again...............................(grunt, snort, eyelid spasm, wimper, yelp)





and again............whoops
If there was ever a snippet from a post put on the main page thats made me go turgid and read the full thread then its definetely that one.

Well done to you sir, have you ever thought of a career in writing filthily erotic paragraphs?
 
#16
If there was ever a snippet from a post put on the main page thats made me go turgid and read the full thread then its definetely that one.

Well done to you sir, have you ever thought of a career in writing filthily erotic paragraphs?
Alas, I find that once I've written a few words and gurned a bit I can't be bothered to finish it.
 
#17
Poor old Lindsay, I hate to think of her young nubile body being repeatedly violated. Forced to insert who knows what into another womans holey and in turn having all manner of objects thrust into her, again and again and again and again and again and again and again...............................(grunt, snort, eyelid spasm, wimper, yelp)

I hate to think of her young nubile body too. Hate that it's not being used to pleasure me in every way known to man (or woman so I read!)

But she really must learnt that the world doesn't revolve around her and her fanny friend, Paris Holiday-Inn or whatever she's called.

Now if the authorities in the state of Californication could just see their way to releasing her into my custody for the remainder of her sentence - - -.

Nurse, the Klee, damn, too late again!
 

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