Frenulum Frittata

For this exquisite feast you'll require the following:

2 X Faggots

2 X Large King Edward Potatoes

1 X Knob of Butter


Taking the butter, liberally grease the outside of the potatoes. Insert potato into willing anuses of the faggots. Wait until blood sticks are engorged and they are touching frenulums. Enjoy with some Barbara Streisand music, poppers, and an overwhelming fondness for salty drinks.

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