French Update Terror Alert Level

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French President, Jacque 'Bent as a Nine Bob Note' Chirac today welcomed a mass rally in the centre of Paris as a 'coming together of the French people', critics were quick to note that it was indeed a while since the French had marched through their capital city - an honour usually reserved for their German neighbours......


"In light of the Madrid bombings, France has today raised its national terror warning alert status from 'run' to 'hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'surrender' and 'collaboration'.




 

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