French Toad

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Frenchman walks into a bar with a toad on his head.
    "What the Hell's that", exclaimed the barman.
    The toad replies, "I don't know, it started as a wart on my arse".