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French Terror Alert

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
France's white flag factories, disabling their military.
Hold the smug grin Cutaway. There are a further three instances of same (good) joke on ARRSE before you got posted it. I'll not bother linking them but the ARRSE search engine is useful.

What do you mean it wasn't a joke?


Kit Reviewer
Sometimes I wish there were a 'smug smiley' Seadog - just not in this case !

Anyway it's a capital offence not to have a crack at anything which uses the moniker 'lawyer' !

Seadog said:

What do you mean it wasn't a joke?
Unfortunately not...... :cry:

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