French Terror Alert

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Nov 29, 2004.

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  1. AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

    The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

    The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of
    France's white flag factories, disabling their military.
     
  2. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

  4. 8O

    Barrack Room Lawyer at the cutting edge of news stories :roll:
     
  5. Hold the smug grin Cutaway. There are a further three instances of same (good) joke on ARRSE before you got posted it. I'll not bother linking them but the ARRSE search engine is useful.

    What do you mean it wasn't a joke?
     
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Sometimes I wish there were a 'smug smiley' Seadog - just not in this case !

    Anyway it's a capital offence not to have a crack at anything which uses the moniker 'lawyer' !

    :lol:
    Unfortunately not...... :cry:
     
  7. Cutaway wrote

    But in close contact with the ambulances! :wink:
     
  8. 8O
    Thats worrying!