French Maid pursued through London ...Boris & Ken strongly deny....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Goatman, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer


    For more detailed info - and more gratuitous pix Text FORK91 and amount (example FORK91 £5 ) to 70070.

    [ Editor: I understand Picture Desk has numerous images similar to the above - presumably the more people text, the more we will upload? ]
  2. Goatman,

    Kindly remove the saucy photo of my mum.

  3. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Apologies to your rather lush Mama...Use your Knockier Mark II to text a small sum to the number given and I will replace it with a picture of Red Ken/Bojo in similar garb.....(of which, Picture Desk assures me , we have a superabundance...)
  4. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    As two more lucky readers have made donations the Picture Editor has asked if we should share ANOTHER gratuitous picture of a saucy French Maid:


    I expect the Massive Arrse* will take a view...meanwhile more at this LINK

    Don Cabra

    * [Shurely shome mishtake? Is this really 'Yoof speak' and will we be thus unquestionably 'Home with our downies' ? Ed ]
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    Seems to be a wee problem with this young lady......
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  6. 'She' looks very similar to a laundry op who I had my raped by in grantham

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  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Gee famx Vaaanbloke....

    As my supplies of eyebleach are running low:

    Good luck TATP
  8. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

  9. Can't we say bugger anymore?
  10. She's wearing orange eyeshadow with red lipstick?
  11. What combination do you use?

  12. I co-ordinate for starters. No-one like a clash.
  13. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    'Ey up steady on there ...'London Calling' was all the rage in me yoof.....

    The Clash - London Calling - YouTube

    Amazing how many runners decide French Maid is for them.... TEXT FORK91 £5 to 70070 - and all will be revealed :woot:

  14. Is it Peter Kay?
  15. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Whoever it is , she's no looker !

    Sincerely hope Terror At The Picnic's outfit for this weekend's London Marathon effort does not include those shoes........Louboutins over Jimmy Choo anyday for any decent French Maid :)

    The Justgiving page is HERE - caution contains some images which viewers may find disturbing....


    You can also stick some wedge in support of TATP's big effort by TEXT FORK91 £5 to 70070 - good luck to all those taking part !

    TATP is up against some tough previous entries in the Guinness World record : Fastest French Maid over 26.2 Miles(Male) category.....this guy - also ex Mil - was taking part in an Ironman competition a couple of years ago...his time for the marathon section dressed in this rig was 4:12:25 :)

    Note the footwear...